I’m not even close to joking around with the last one

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dragon age fandom:if the last two lis are both men, it will be a victory for female players!
f/f dragon age players:ಠ_ಠ


when you realize your friend isn’t showing up to class 


having fun without cursing


u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun


Imagine Steve Buscemi naked. That’s all


Imagine Steve Buscemi suddenly understanding a pun whose meaning had eluded him for days. He chuckles.


Imagine Steve Buscemi as Indiana Jones. Except all the clothes are a little too big and he can’t get the whip thing right. 


imagine steve buscemi getting an herbal iced tea without any sweetener and being really disappointed because not only is it bitter, but it is also a little too warm for his liking. 


imagine steve buscemi running to catch the subway and he gets on just as the doors shut but his backpack gets stuck in the door so he has to hold onto the strap while his backpack is stuck outside until the next stop


Imagine Steve Buscemi at the strip club, trying to compliment a dancer on her eye color and blushing a lot


Imagine Steve being so excited for Easter, and spends the whole day wearing pink bunny ears.


imagine steve buscemi beginning his okcupid description with “i feel like a deer in the headlights of love”